Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011
When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017
Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."
by Professional Pole Hider December 1, 2012
A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass March 23, 2014
When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
by bopboppinbitch August 19, 2011
The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
by turd dangler August 20, 2015
If your vehicle develops a brake line leak, the act of merely adding additional brake fluid after the pedal starts to go soft, instead of making proper repairs.
We were so wasted in Cabo that I didn't realize we needed to give the car a Mexican brake job before starting the drive home -- I nearly rear-ended several cars!
by josecampos August 20, 2008