Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?
Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!
Umberto: Playa you trippin!