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when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face
Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
by bobbypdx January 07, 2012

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A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?
by Dr. Johnson August 23, 2008

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