|1.||Mexican Sports Pack|
Types of upgrades done to full-size trucks that include: ugly body kits, swivel seats, chrome roll-bars, deep dish wheels, brush guards, chrome rocker panel guards, girly mudflaps with chrome accents, huge window visor, tires with white lettering, chrome fender trims, chrome edge protectors, dual bladed wiper blades, bull or lobo painted on the door or tailgate, Raiders, Cowboys stickers or license plate frames. When a Mexican gets five or more of these upgrades on his or her truck it’s got the Mexican Sports Pack option.
Did you see that truck with the Mexican Sports Pack at the auction? Yeah Hector the wholesaler is buying it for his used car lot in TJ.
An alternative to bathing, the mexican bath is the act of completely saturating yourself with cheap cologne in an effort to cover up the smell of rice, beans, chili powder, and body odor. It is the sign of pure laziness (and a likely illegal immigrant). Also see "sweet nigger."
"Hey dude, I think I smell your odor. Are you going to take a shower?"
"Nah, I'll just take a mexican bath."
|3.||Mexican Snow Storm|
The Activity which involves a group of mexican men mastorbating onto a male or females face or body. Similiar to a Bukakke but instead of Japenese men, its Mexican.
Dude she just got hammered by a Mexican now Storm!
-Whats all over her face?
- oh she just got back from a Mexican Snow storm.
(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.
"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."
I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!
A. The mechanic who stole my Ipod from my car when I had it serviced at the Mercedes dealership.
B. The families that cant stop having kids and cause our taxes to rise.
C. The only ethnic group with a higher drop out rate than African Americans.
D. The driver of that 89 black Honda with a red body kit, chrome-painted rims and no license.
E. The ones that force companies like Sprint to ask us to "Press ONE for English".
F. The ones that marched down the streets of LA acting like f**ing savages asking for their rights here, but didn't even consider what MEXICO did to the Cubans years ago when they tried to get over.
G. The ones that flood our jails so the govt. is forced to hire more cops.
H. The ones that expect ME to learn SPANISH in my own ENGLISH-SPEAKING country.
I. The ones Carlos Mencia warned you about.
Drive ANYWHERE in Southern Ca... you'll see plenty of "Illegal Mexican" examples.
mexican white, those that still look spanish decent, non oriental eyes. Must have head height twice as long as head width, round eyes, thin lips with a caucasian body structure, typically.If any light complexion mexican has a sibling that is Indian or heavy brown pigmentation, chances are that you are not considered white and may even consider mexican white to have a different view and ethnicity than a light skin mexican.
Mexican whites are in the same race as those of the southern europeans and in the same race name, "caucasian" as those of the rest of the european region, from scandanavia to Armenia and to North Africa.
|7.||Mexican back massage|
The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.
After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.