|1.||mexican alarm clock|
To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.
Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"
Girls of any ethnicity who make a problem out of nothing. Although thought to be scientifically impossible, they seem to have no boundaries. They feed off drama as would rats feed off cheese. They normally date blacks, puerto ricans, or mexicans in whom would claim to be in a gang or dress as if they are in one. They get turned on by the fact that their boyfriend is a bad-ass and sleeps with other women. These hood rats love to feed off that drama, so they go back out with him the next day only for it to happen again. If these hood rats happen to be caucasian, they desperately wish that they were Puerto Rican or Mexican, so they talk as if they were one.
Did you see those Hood Rats trying to fight me over 3 dollars? They must desperately want their next hit of weed
|3.||Eat my shit!|
An even more vulgar alternative to saying "Kiss my ass!" when you are really pissed off at someone who did something to you that you didn't like, or when you can't think of a more original and witty comeback to use on someone who's insulting and/or threatening you. When you say this, you either may or may not attempt to make that person do said action.
(scene from Nick D's mid high school years in which he was a badass black gangsta kid who got all da bitchez and was a pain in the ass among the school faculty, staff, and administration)more...
Principal: Well Nick you have been a chronic problem for a while now. Disrupting the learning enviroment by being a wiseass in class, bullying kids whom you consider lesser forms of human beings, getting into fights, offering drugs, and there have even been rumors of you engaging in some secret sexual activity with your so-called "girlfriends." For all of these atrocities, I am to take you down a peg or two by placing you in strict detention for the remainder of THIS YEAR! You get the point, huh son? HUH!?
Young Nick D: Eat my shit!
Principal: Well then you are expelled from this school FOREVER!! Officer, please escort this young man out of school. We'll make sure he'll never come back to cause more trouble.
*school resource officer grabs and drags Nick D away while Nick struggles and says "Fuck you, you narc-ass pig!" therefore making the cop pull out his Taser...*
(Mark H is using the men's room to drop a huge-ass deuce when he becomes suddenly startled upon seeing a fat middle-aged man wearing all pink climb into his stall and threaten him with the intention of brutal rape)
Fat guy: (in a southern accent) Well, looke...