When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.
John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?
Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.
A place were arrogant New yorkers,Los Angeleans,and rich white kids go for an "Adventure" even though they're just gonna stay at a 5 star hotel,get a tan,and get drunk.
Rich Preppy Guy From NYC:My word! Drinking alcohol and eating a taco on the beach you cant get more exotic than this!
Rich White Suburban L.A. Girl:Like totally man,Cancun is so great!!!
I LOVE mexican culture!
Me:Couldn't you guys do all this back were your from?
Them:Uhh...well...Uhh...We have a date with the spa...by!
When a woman's vagina is flaming, and resembles a cooking quesadilla. This is also when a Mexican consumes a quesadilla on fire, it usually results in death and ejaculation.
DAMN! I had this STD, and it gave me a flaming quesadilla!
Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.
1. A high-class, well wrapped and made, 5 star burrito.
"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO! look at that fold!"
A high-class, well folded and made, 5 star burrito.
"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO!"
A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
1.British slang for a fool or someone who will do anything for you if you just ask such open the door, run the shop for you etc.
2.slang for a face which doesn't really appeal to you, someone ugly
3.mug is another word for cup
4.American(some areas) & Mexican slang for mother fucker originating from the term "muv" and eventually becoming "mug"
5.trying to stare someone out (slang not very common in England)
6.mugging someone is also slang for robbing them in the street
1.Kevin: eh gaz get the next round in matemore...
Gary: alright, 3 pints yeah?
(Gary comes back with the pints)
Kevin: thanks for tha you mug lol nah only joking mate
2.John: eh gaz when you went up there did you see the mug on tha barmaid lol, she looked like fuckin the emperor off star wars
3.Gary: nah i got served by some nobhead wearing a cowboy hat, should buy him a mug sayin worlds biggest gimp
Kevin: yeah but your the one buyin him it you mug lol
4.Random Mexican: whats that holmes have i just heard you call me a mother fucker holmes?
John: whoa were the fuck did this wanker jump out from lol
Random Mexican: what holmes now your callin me a wanker holmes
Kevin: eh mate could you do me a favor, could you say 'Itsa Me Mario'
Gary: lol what are you talkin about you tit thats Italian lol
Kevin: oh yeah lol anyway mario could you fuck off now please lol
John: i think he likes you Kevin cause hes just staring into your beautiful eyes lol
Kevin: eh mate are you gonna stand there all day or do you wanna sit down
5.Random Mexican2: carlos man lets just go stop tryin to mug him out holmes
John: Jesus another one, is tha star wars barmaid breedi...