A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.
There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.
A term to describe a micro penis. Derived from the generally tiny presentation of most male Mexicans members
I was so unsatisfied after doing it with Paco last night. I guess I should not be surprised that he could not satisfy me with his mexi-cock. I think a Chihuahua packs more meat.
n.) A semi-normal chunky hispanic girl. This little slut started off as the illegal maid you hired under-the-table for $5 a week. Once you have defiled her and performed all the sick sexual positions you can think of, that your girlfriend wouldn't dream of letting you do. She usually ends up getting passed around to a number of a your friends before you are completely disgusted by her and call the INS on her illegal ass.
Brian: I can't believe that Celeste is gone, dude. That crazy bitch could Suck-The-Chrome-Off-A-Buick.
Jimmy: I know. That was the cleanist my house and cock have ever been. It's too bad that Jillian caught her cleaning out my pipes. She was the best Mexi-Roll a man could ask for. The fuckin' INS showed up 15 minutes later and hauled her ass away.
Brian: Oh well, dude. Mexi-Rolls are a dime a dozen right now. Jasper T's been smuggling them past the border. I think he's got 5 more locked in his basement.
|4.||Tijuana Hat Dance|
First someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their dick head exposed. They then proceed to pull a fly's wings off and place it on the newly formed cock island. As the fly runs around, the Tijuana Hat Dance is achieved.
Bill: Hey where did all the flies in the window go?
Sue: Oh Johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a Tijuana Hat Dance.
Bill: A Tijuana what?
Johnny(muffled over the sound of water running): La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no quieres caminar.
What a married man calls a blowjob since you hear about blowjobs but as a married man you never see one.
Hey frankie, my wife kept telling me I was getting a sasquache for my birthday but I never saw one