A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.
by tom January 12, 2004
a town (exit 10 on Turnpike, 131 on Parkway) of about 13,000 in Central New Jersey where no crazy party should ever be held because of the small population and close proximity to police and/or bitchy neighbors
Ew! You get your underwear in the dollar or less basement of Variety Village in Metuchen? You skank!
by Liz March 28, 2005
by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 2, 2009
2 square miles of upper-middle class suburbia in the heart of New Jersey (and literally the heart and center of it's surrounding town, Edison). Full of gossip, the typical small town where everyone knows everyone and everything about them (and their grandma too).
So you're from Metuchen? I think I might have dated someone's sister's friend from there once, do you know him?
by Mary Kate February 9, 2005
Home of girls who make blatantly obvious and completely retarded statements on twitter. No one really likes anyone from Metuchen due to the fact that they're irrelevant and conceited. They also consider J walking to be badass.
Metuchen High School girls on twitter.
@Johndoe: It's a wonderful day.
@StupidMetuchenFemale: Your twitter name is Johndoe.
Everyone else: no shit.
@Johndoe: It's a wonderful day.
@StupidMetuchenFemale: Your twitter name is Johndoe.
Everyone else: no shit.
by Natraps March 13, 2014
A school for fine gentleman and scholars , truely a classy highschool . 17th best highschool in the U.S out of 103,651 ranked highschols , features the most well rounded sports program the state of NJ has ever seen
Jay Williams , Andrew Bynum , Kenny Cernuto , Steve Rennard all attended " St. Joseph High School Metuchen "
by Princeton Review 2010 April 10, 2010
by MelissaJovan January 12, 2020