metrotextual 

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

metrotextual by Vers Brown April 1, 2009

MetroStyles 

To raw dog it.

In order to be in the inner circle you have to have let MetroStyles MetroStyles it.

MetroStyles by haiguise123 November 26, 2010

metrosectional 

A man who has the qualities of a metrosexual yet spends most of his time on the sofa.

Despite his refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, and knowledge of food, art, and culture, Anthony won’t get off the couch... he’s becoming metrosectional.

metrosectional by sulfrikn August 7, 2008

Metrostar

Somebody from New Jersey or New York.

Andrew: Hey! Where are you from Kyle?
Kyle: New Jersey, why?
Andrew: Oh okay, you're a metrostar.

Metrostar by Swetnam April 19, 2011

metrotextual 

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

metrotextual by Scheherazade November 2, 2007

Metrostoner 

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

Metrostoner by Joel June 1, 2004

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the Metrometre."

Metrometre by Al Tomo December 24, 2008