If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014
People who can only get aroused while riding on an underground electric railways. Actually, more common than people think affecting up to 2 percent of the worlds population.
"My boy Ryan is a metrosexual, he can only get it up with a bitch, when he's riding on the subway"
by doctorwhatsup May 23, 2012
fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.
guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping?
guy 2: yes
guy 1: is he gay?
guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual
by luvergal268 June 28, 2011
You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You pluck your eyebrows.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
Steve: Did you see Jims nicely shaped eye brows?

Stan: Ya he plucks em, he's a metrosexual.
by Sebastian G. January 14, 2011
A guy who dresses and/or acts like he's gay but he actually isn't
Megan: Is Dylan gay?
Tracy: No, no.. He's just metrosexual
by aryk117 December 18, 2010
A man who takes care of hisself...well groomed...likes to shop
E Walk...Kappa is a metrosexual
by mividaloca03 November 10, 2010
One whom has sex with trains, locomotives, or other forms of railed transportation.
I always knew Roy was a metrosexual." "R-R-Roy likes to have sex with trains!?
by SilverPrime June 08, 2010

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