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288.
a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual
"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".
by izzyh January 26, 2008
 
289.
a straight homie that acts like a gay dude for some reason unknown
Quit aking like a metro-sexual, ok guy.
by bo October 27, 2003
 
290.
1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.
Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.
by Mikey July 23, 2004
 
291.
A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?
by Not a fashion victim December 24, 2004
 
292.
a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual
metro sexual becomes metrop sexual
by jerry March 08, 2004
 
293.
A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!
Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"


You fags. You disgust me.
by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005
 
294.
Gay, with a hint of straight.
My mom told me that she loves the way my boyfriend dresses ans think that he is gay. I told her no but he might me metrosexual
by Vinny Jay August 24, 2014