a straight homie that acts like a gay dude for some reason unknown
Quit aking like a metro-sexual, ok guy.
1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.
Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.
A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?
a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual
metro sexual becomes metrop sexual
A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!
Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.