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David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.
by Stew Money April 24, 2010
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You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You pluck your eyebrows.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
Steve: Did you see Jims nicely shaped eye brows?

Stan: Ya he plucks em, he's a metrosexual.
by Sebastian G. January 14, 2011
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Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.
FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.
by KIT LAM March 09, 2004
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fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.
guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping?
guy 2: yes
guy 1: is he gay?
guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual
by luvergal268 June 28, 2011
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a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.
God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual!
by vegeta*is*better March 06, 2007
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A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?
by Not a fashion victim December 24, 2004
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This term was defined and invented by Mark Simpson (of www.marksimpson.com). Check out his site for the original Salon article
"I am a US advertising executive who reads Salon.com and I have stolen the word Metrosexual from Mark Simpson"
by clueless_joe August 12, 2003
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