the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual
look dude he's becoming a metrosexual
yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo
by BeatBoX January 22, 2007
a person who likes trains, a LOT.
Joe: oh my god, what's that guy doing to the M train?!
Thomas: i don't know...
Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.
by bongo: gangsta chinese pirate October 07, 2005
A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.
by Sarah May 27, 2004
A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!
by Silky Smooth May 04, 2004
A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.
(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 08, 2004
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's" biggest fan.. dresses in tight pants, colored shirts, and designer shoes. Checks out guys for style ideas, and girls for their asses.
"that guy has really great shoes on. Dude, check out the J-Lo ass on that chic!
by aRosyKindofLife February 06, 2004
A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)
Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.
by Danny February 05, 2004

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