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A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!
by Silky Smooth May 04, 2004
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1. A man who is not homosexual, but is very comfortable with his exuality, and can comfortably engage in activities that could make them appear homosexual.

2. A man who displays feminine characteristics.

3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.
That person is not gay, just metrosexual.
by Nickadee August 01, 2006
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Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.
Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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a person who likes trains, a LOT.
Joe: oh my god, what's that guy doing to the M train?!
Thomas: i don't know...
Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.
by bongo: gangsta chinese pirate October 07, 2005
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A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.
Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."
by Elizabeth July 31, 2003
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A stereotypical homosexual male who dresses very "stylish" and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated, but swears he doesn't pound ass with anyone.
In Saturday Night Live, when Jimmy Fallon and WIll Ferrel work in that fashion store, they are presumed metrosexuals.
by Sum yun Guy November 29, 2003
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A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.
(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!
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