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Give me a well groomed kind, loving, fun, sexy, smart, strong, confident Metrosexual Man any day.

They are so heterosexual, they make rugby-playing boys look gay (all boys contact sport) they ooze testosterone, are incredible in the sack and I swear can read my mind (private orgasm just because of this), can dance well (full contact sport with many women), never cheat in a committed relationship, make unbelievably excellent providers, fathers and husbands, know how to make money and have chef skills to die for.

It's no wonder the average stinky joe feels threatened by them.

Heck! Girls, you'll be lucky if you find one, if you do, get him off the streets quick... before some other wise woman gets him first
Brad Pitt and that elk... are metrosexual
by RealisticWoman July 21, 2010
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Someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with Geo Metros.
I think that Geo is hot, does that make me a metrosexual?
by car freak October 07, 2003
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A: Homosexual in denial.
B: Excuse to dress gay, feeding the inner homosexual.
by A. Nonimo November 10, 2003
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Someone who adheres to homosexual tendencies but declares their sexual orientation to be heterosexual (supposedly)
Are N'SYNC metrosexuals?
yes.
Is Ryan Seacrest a Metrosexual?
no. he is gay
by watutsi January 27, 2004
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A gay man who can't get laid.
Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"

Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."

Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."

Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"

Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."

Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
by Wonderfully Randomful December 05, 2014
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In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)
Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.
by Brian Barnes September 24, 2003
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Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
-From Netscape Celebrity
The kind of guy who paints his nails, wears flip-flops, owns a lot of shoes, takes an hour to do their hair etc. but is not really gay.
by kegeten July 17, 2003
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