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1. metrophobic
Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."
Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!
2. Metrophobic
Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.
Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.
3. metrophobic
Afraid of metrosexuals. phobia to metrosexuals.
by tweek Oct 24, 2003 add a video
4. metrophobic
A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.
What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!
by keekee Dec 8, 2003 add a video
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