person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".