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A term ruined by bogans who think wearing a pink shirt makes them metrosexual. You can spot an imposter because their white leather shoes have been scuffed and dirty since about 5 mins after they bought them.
bogan1: Do ya like my new pink polo shirt? It works a treat with the ladies.
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet
by DoctorOfPuppets July 14, 2006
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Bus and Rail transit system that serves the Greater Los Angeles Area. Short for - Metropolitan Transportation Authority of Los Angeles County
From downtown LA, take the Metro Red Line Subway to Universal City, instead of sitting in 101 traffic.
by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004
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A fuckin funny lookin piece of shit car that if rear ended by a 1977 Crysler Cordoba, the rear end actually becomes the front end.
i gots me a metro, it aint safe but itll do
by Whizerd_ April 09, 2004
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Philip Todd. A starbucks drinking, slick clothes wearing yuppy from "metro" detroit. Can very easily be conceived as being a gay man but is very openly hetero. Likes to flaunt extravagant objects and fancy clothing as to prove to other less fortunate people that they do not belong in his society. Has been known to import coffee from South Central Africa due to the rich flavors and high caffeine levels that the region is known for. Very suspicious individual that is purely out to make himself look better than his peers!
As Phil walked down to the cafeteria with his french press in hand ready to make another pot of his fancy African coffee, his co-workers all snidely remarked "Metro"....."Metro!"
by Fellow Metro March 03, 2004
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Acting like a girl, caring about what u look like way too much. Pretty muchh all the symptoms of being gay except the but F***ing guys.
Wow! that kid Jason is so incredably metro!!!
by Josh Stern January 14, 2005
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"Ew, did you read about Joel talking about how much he likes designer labels and coffee, hes so metro!"
by Nikki March 16, 2005
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The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.
by Meredith January 04, 2005
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