when a male, for some strange reason, looks at himself and thinks "maybe if i dress gay, ill get chicks"?. then the person goes to slutty teeny bopper shops and buys small pink singlets or shirts, which reveal his gay nipples, so that other "non gay" men that dress dumb get aroused of this appearance. soon after this they venture down to another stupid shop and purchase tight pants for ridiculous reasons. after they have all tryd on clothes infront of eachother, wondering if they look good or not, they go buy hair product to style there hair the same.
metros are a disgrace to fashion and mankind. why dress metro if your gonna get paid out
wow, what a metro fag, hes a kookasaraus
(n.) mët-ro nërd. A metro nerd is a person who wears skinny jeans, square, plastic, black-framed glasses, and enjoys getting dressed up and pretty while also indulging in Indie-style clothing and nerdy things such as scientific calculators and superheroes. Guys are more often metro nerds than girls are and girls love metro nerdy guys.
Kid A: "Do you see that boy with those huge, square glasses?"
Kid B: "I see him, he's cute."
Kid A: "Yeah, and he's a metro nerd."
Im not against emos. but im sik of every girl bein obsessed with every single one of em, even the ones that are the most ugly things on the planet they seem to find sexy. i listen to that music and feel like smashing things when i listen to it not making my hair pretty and drinking lattes. emo boys are all for show in my opinion
"That emo boy is such a little bitch", sed the man who listens to harcore, a real form of musik
Emo, (AKA Emocutwristalotitis) People who have a physical disorder that makes them unable to smile, causes their tear ducts to uncontrollably water, tune their ears into a minor key and causes 45 degree angled black hair to sprout!
Emo: Doctor, doctor what's wrong with me
Doctor: Seems you have Emocutwristalotitis, you should stay away from MCR, razor blades and hair straighteners if you wish to be cured!
Someone that looks emo but isn't. Similar to metrosexual
Guy 1: DUDE U ARE SO EMO!
Guy 2: I DONT HATE LIFE!
Guy 1:Well u look like u do... u metroemo...
Emo wannabes will want to act like they're the real thing,which of course, they're not. The emo-girl wannabes will like to go to 'Claires' and 'Ardene' and buy damn cheap skull necklaces and emo-stripe gloves. They think just because they try to dress like the real emos they think they're a part of it. And HEY, those boneheads will do anything to be LIKE an emo but they never will understand what it is. If another emo tries to strike up a conversation to test them, they'll give a lame excuse and get out of it. They'll dye their hair, go to freaking Hot Topic, all those. But hello, those airheads know NOTHING about the emo culture.
emo kid:I saw you in Hot Topic yesterday.
emo wannabe:Yeah! I got these awesome skull t-shirts and stuff!HEEHEE!
emo kid: Why.
emo wannabe:Cuz I'm like a emo! And everyone knows emos lyke bands lyke Metro Station and stuff lyke thaaat!
emo kid: (fuck off)
|7.||Gay Emo Kid|
aka darren the gay emo sitting nex to me
darren vella the gay emo kid