metrically handicapped 

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

metrically handicapped by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

Medically clapped by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

Mathically

The reason why math geeks don't do an english degree

Mathically speaking, the derivation of the slope of a speed curve is acceleration.

Mathically by swingviolin February 1, 2009

Medically 

Used for emphasis, or a more serious emphasis than "seriously".

"Medically, you can go suck a dick. "

Medically by MedicallySatanic August 17, 2021

metricals 

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.

"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"

metricals by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015

medically thirsty 

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

medically thirsty by rottenhana November 22, 2011

Medically Sexy 

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

Medically Sexy by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022