metric: ur anti-establishment, anti-gov and conspiracy theory loving tool the opposite of standard tools hence the name metric

also see anarchist
John : dude my kid brother thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy
Ken : *sigh* him and his conspiracy's hes so metric
by XchronoX October 26, 2009
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An amazing Canadian band. The lead singer is Emily Haines who also does come vocals for Stars and Broken Social Scene.

They can be found at www.ilovemetric.com
"Last night I saw Metric, and I danced my ass off!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
A) The metric system; a system used to measure/weigh things.

B) A Canadian indie band.
A) That truck weighs 1 metric tonne.

B) Metric's CD kick butt!
by Crashdummy June 26, 2005
A kickass Canadian Indie band. Emily Haines (the lead singer) redefines awesome. Finally, the Canadians made something Americans will love.
Randy: "I just bought Metric's newest album. I love it."
Paul: "Yea, they suck! Listen to some good music like Green Day, John Mayer, or Linkin Park!"

Randy then proceeds to push Paul's lifeless body into the Hudson.
by A.J. Jonathan Edison III August 10, 2012
Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave.

Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.
A$AP Rocky: How was that young party last night?

Lil Wayne: Yo dawggg, that shit was metric AF.
by SI4lyfe September 16, 2013
1. A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.
Did you see me get a hole in one? METRIC!!
by shadowgoat June 22, 2011
Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.
They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.
by foxmajik October 28, 2004
Get (Metric (V.) the action of getting retarded off of MDMA or other substances measured in MilliGrams
Zach - Tones lets get metric this weekend
Tones - Sure i got some molly
by Scantron24 December 05, 2013

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