An EU imposed measurement of manure.
"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"
A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.
I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend
Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.
"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"
1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!
Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.
Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.
Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.