Top Definition
What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.
What are you watching?
Metric football.
Football season's over.
by narcszm January 21, 2011
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