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A combination of metrosexuality and obsessive compulsive disorder that is only found in men. The patient often goes through bouts of indecision regarding outfits, trying on several until it looks absolutely perfect.
The metrOCD was almost too much to handle for Fred as he readied to go to the party.
by azxcvbnm,.lkjhgf July 17, 2011