meth whore

A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.

"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."

meth whore by running out of patience January 27, 2008

mouthwhore 

One whose oral cavity is used exclusively for the purpose of giving head.

"Piss off out of my face you nasty little mouthwhore".

mouthwhore by Skameequa September 13, 2003

metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.

A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.

metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

memewhore

Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.

Fred: u mad? u mad? u mad?
Sally: shut up.
Fred: ahahaha so you are mad!
Sally: .....
Fred: fake and gay
Sally: you're such a memewhore.
Fred: u mad?

memewhore by HikariShimizu April 25, 2011

meth whore

Similar to crack whore except crystal is her drug of choice. She can be identified by her skinny body, stringy hair and irregular gait. She is bitchy, paranoid and almost always dangerous. Catch her at the right moment though, and you'll get the ride of your life. She is often found in small towns, rural areas and mobile home parks.

If you gotta do that meth ho, be sure to bring k-y,
cause that crystal don't just make your mouth dry...

meth whore by qian li January 13, 2005

Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009