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One with the capacity for a great deal of self-absorption.

Although a portmanteau of the Greek root "meta-" (i.e. "self"), and "tampon", this word can also be read as "me-tampon".
"He is such a metampon; somehow every issue becomes about him."
by The Eiron November 07, 2011
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