Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium

Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

Alkaline Metals by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

fuzzy metals 

when you get pubes stuck in your braces.

micheal moran has a bad case of fuzzy metals.

fuzzy metals by matt rowley September 16, 2006

Tink Metals 

Street whore.

That Tink Metals is sure to have runny sores.

Tink Metals by Sivled November 13, 2003

Nike metals 

The metal tag on air force 1s

1: Bro i just cleaned my nike metals
2: Yeah but who cares tho?

Nike metals by QWITEpANther April 26, 2019

Shy Guy Metals 

Founded in 1987, they own mines all over the planet. Minerals are mined up and sold to companies all over the planet. Found in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Shy Guy Metals is hiring.

Shy Guy Metals by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Trip Metal 

Trip Metal is a term that was conceived by John Olson of the band Wolf Eyes to categorize the band’s sound which originated in a meme that helped popularize the term. The genre covers a wide variety of what once constituted the noise music scene. An annual Trip Metal Fest, curated by the members of Wolf Eyes, showcases many of the acts that fall under the genre which takes place in Detroit and in recent years has spread to other cities in the Midwest.

John Olsen (sic) christened the phrase when he tweeted a photo of a wolf—fangs bared—with a declaration that his band embodied "Trip Metal."—ostensibly to highlight both the psychedelia and the aggression of his band's sound. -via Thump

Trip Metal by Keith Courage May 31, 2018

Trump Meals on Wheels 

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.

Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.

Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017