"uh actually ringo starr was the first to use double bass, dumb ass."
'Every song of theirs sounds the exact same."
'Oh yes, and you should cut your hair too, just like they did when they sold out"
*music blaring through shitty speakers, makes you want to punch babies* "fucking metallifags"
Person2: Yeah?! Me too man!
Person1: I fucking love St. Anger!!! It kicks so much ass!
Person2: FUCK YOU BRO, YOU'RE NOT A METALLICA FAN! YOU ARE A METALLIFAG!!!