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99.
shite...always have been always will be...
i'm going to listen to metallica

I'm sorry but your son ripped his ears off listening to metallica
by Throes_Of_Perdition January 07, 2009
 
100.
Without a doubt, the single most overrated shithole of a "band" of all time. If you want to listen to a bunch of 80 year old fartknockers rant about satan and killing, be my guest.
Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
by Adrian August 22, 2006
 
101.
the universal soundtrack for masturbation
"Why watch xxx movies when you can just listen to Metallica?"
by my uterus and i September 26, 2005
 
102.
THE ABSOLUTE WORST BAND IN HISTORY! THEY SUCK SO MUCH DICK. NO TALENT PRICKS!
"do you want to listen to metallica?"
"fuck that, i'd rather listen to miley cyrus."
"but dude, they're so metal."
"no, sir, they are not."
by zsh January 08, 2009
 
103.
1.Heavy Metal's biggest let-down. 2.Diamond Head rip-offs (compare "Seek and Destroy" to Diamond Head's "Sucking my love"). 3. Thin Lizzy - "Whiskey In The Jar" butchers.
Metallica fucking sucks.
by AngelWitch March 22, 2006
 
104.
Metallica is the name of a band which has made many famous songs including the one Enter Sandman.

They are also a bunch of ruthless thugs who shut down Napster and tear up houses with crazy parties before they give it up to the person who just bought it beforehand.
There is proof that Metallica ruined a house before they sold it. We all know about napster too...
by Kamisama August 20, 2005
 
105.
A band that could be beat up by Frank Sinatra.
"Hey, did you hear? Frank beat up Metallica with his superior music!"
by John P.C. October 03, 2005