Total Assholes. Sellouts. Their usually listened to teenyboppers and wannabe hardcore kids. Mostly people who watch Fuse or MTV.

They like to sue and piss off everyone. They sued Napster just because of one little demo. And recently threatened to sue Wikipedia just for having some of their songs on their Backmasking page, when the idiots don't know that ANYONE can edit those pages.

They like to make fun of other bands, like Megadeth for example. And if you ask them why they will deny it like it never happend, even though there is truth to back it up.

Their songs are also way overplayed on Radio. I'm really sick of hearing "Enter Sandman", its way overrated, and there is nothing good about that song.
Metallica liked to brag about how they are the best Metal band to walk the earth, they usually did this at their concerts. And now they try to cover it up whenever someone asks them, so other bands won't beef with them. They also bash any other band who brags. They are such hypocrites.

Metallica suck. No REAL FAN of Metal would actually like them.

Also see:

Avril, a hypocritical artist who brags about something then lies about it like Metallica.
by Mirson March 24, 2006
A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.

Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*

Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
Someone who looks like a stereotypical "heavy metal" person. Has a goatie or beard, black or longish hair, and wears sunglasses.
"Dude, that guy is soo Metallica!"
by BMWPower August 26, 2006
The best band ever to exist in the whole universe
Guy: Metallica sucks.

Me: Did you know when you say Metallica sucks it's means that you are a homosexual. It's also the same for Iron Maiden.

Guy: Metallica and Iron Maiden kick ass!
by Trigun8747 September 22, 2006
An outdated group of somewhat talented mucisians who appeal to trailor park crowds. They can play a guitar but that's about it. Their vocals consist of repetative phrases that sound powerful or moving (especially if u dont think about them) but dont actually have a meaning.
I enjoy beating my wife while listening to metallica
by callme June 12, 2006
80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.
When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.
by Chris May 06, 2005
A band that used to be half decent, but are now world renound greedy bitches who havent put out a good album since "Black album"...i mean any one who thinks St.Anger was a good song and good album should get their heads out of there asses.
"man have u heard the latest metallica album?!"
"Yea and it couldnt have sucked harder!"
What do u mean man?"
"St.Anger was one of the most uncreative songs written. fuck i'd sooner listen to air supply"
"If you hate them so much why did u buy their album?"
i didnt...i down loaded it (irony)."
by Nick OG July 29, 2005

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