| 1. | rock 'em cock 'em robots | ||
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When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket. My penis was so hard it cut every condom I used so i had to put a metal tube around my cock so that I could fuck those pussies rock 'em cock 'em robots style.
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| 2. | Once you go metal you won't want to settle | ||
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Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day. Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours* Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.* Random Dude:Oh yeah! Jenny Wakeman: Wow! Random Dude:I want more! Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious! Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle. |
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| 3. | bartimaeus | ||
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whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners anus, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners anal cavity. When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.
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| 4. | alabama slammer | ||
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A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it. Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.
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| 5. | Slade Craven | ||
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Being more death metal than an airplane can handle "Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes" "Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat." "DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face." "Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen" |
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| 6. | moshers | ||
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people who listen to hard rock,metal, heavy progressive rock etc...
they wear baggy jeans and hoodies etc.. they also wear steel toecapped boots etc... (death 2 townies, i hope all goths get raped and murdered!?!)
i am a mosher,i go 2 mosh pits,dance violently, dress in hoodies, baggy jeans, black steel`capped boots,wear a ghost mask when moshing. i also keep a condom handy in case a b*tch comes along, often they do(they are always moshers themselves), i listen 2 hard rock music-queen,slipknot,yes etc.. |
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| 7. | Morgue Party | ||
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1. To party in a morgue.
2. Slang term used by a group of necropheliacs on a night of dead person sex. 3. The death metal phenomenon known to all as the most brutal on earth and hell. Adam told his girlfriend, "In order to use the condom, we must go to www.myspace.com/MORGUEPARTY for more protection from unwanted birth!" Morgue Party saved the day!
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