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"With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as metabo, but because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33.5 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier."

Cribbed from New York Times article
by Netherlipz June 07, 2009
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