In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

A horrible place. They pay minimum wage for maximum labor. In fact, most of the work they put their employees through is just under illegal. People think they're dirty, but not really. The food is properly handled and the employees aren't poor (unless they're old .... the young kids are only there for "experience" or a paycheck ... I mean, I wear Louis Vuitton and Gucci and I'm only there to become a manager, so I can have bragging rights).

The food however is fattening. Recently, they switched the vats (the things they cook most of their food in), from like grease to vegetable oil or something. But that doesn't make much of a difference. They are really cheap with their food, one sqirt of ketchup/mustard, a pinch of fake onions that come in a package, and you have to add water to make them grow, and two pickles, AND ONLY two pickles to a cheeseburger. Everything is very methodical and orderly there, and working there sucks.

You have to serve fat pigs who look down your shirt, and whiney skinny whores who bitch about calories and our menu (don't eat there if you don't want to get fat, simple as that peeps). The seniors complain when the prices go up one cent, and they make rude comments, and they show up every single day at the same time (some people don't have lives I guess, they'd rather go to McDonald's every day).

At McDonald's you aren't allowed to talk back to customers, even though half the time they are completely wrong. No, there are no tomatoes or mustar...