No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

mucks and messes 

Mucks and Messes consist of chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks.
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.

Things that will get you messy eating them.

junk food

'I'm not buying Mucks and Messes they will make u fat!'

mucks and messes by bettny December 30, 2012

Messissippi 

Mississippi. It's a mess.

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!

Messissippi by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Hot Messes 

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.

Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."

Hot Messes by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011

messessary 

Something that is messy, but in the end, necessary.

Regardless of how difficult legal research is, you must do it...it's messessary.

messessary by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019

meesssage

When message is spelled so wrong it becomes it's own word

My meesssage was lagging

meesssage by Maxthecoolly May 23, 2022

Messshhh

When a woman puts your cock in her mouth and tries to sing happy birthday to you. The humming feels great.

My ex girlfriend gave me a Messshhh and then we fucked. My new girlfriend is going to Messshhh me.

Messshhh by Nic-Mesh October 4, 2007