Messmered 

1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.

"You got so messmered by everyone tonight, god you fuckin' gay."

Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003

Messere 

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

Messere by vinniemash November 27, 2011

Wayne Messmer 

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

Wayne Messmer by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

messmer 

A school that socially acceptable in the milwaukee area. Lots of drama happens here but its stupid because usually its just someone trying to start something over nothing. Some goons go there though!!! Man we smart!!!!oh yeah Bro Bob the president of school

In example 98% graduation rate for most students @ Messmer

messmer by Kool_aid2 May 18, 2006

messere 

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

messere by dave boring July 21, 2011

messmerize 

When a space is so disorganized that it alters an onlooker's neurological function.

The room was such a disaster that I just stood there, messmerized and unable to think.

messmerize by Suska! September 20, 2016

mesmereyesed

Dreamily enchanted by a lovely pair of peepers.

In the beginning of "Hot Water", clueless bachelor Harold Lloyd cannot understand why his late-for-the-alter buddy would be in such an all-fired hurry to tie the knot that he would actually want to run to his own wedding --- "I'D never give up MY 'happy bachelor' freedom just for a pair of soft-boiled eyes!" Within a short time of his saying this, however, Harold accidentally bumps into the lovely charming sweetly-angelic-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into those sparking "soft-boiled" gazing-spheres of hers and he's totally mesmereyesed. :P

mesmereyesed by QuacksO January 8, 2020