Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.
Feed your wild side.
"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"
"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"