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No One Messes with Joe
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"
Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009
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mucks and messes
Mucks and Messes consist of chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks.
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.
Things that will get you messy eating them.
junk food
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.
Things that will get you messy eating them.
junk food
mucks and messes by bettny December 30, 2012
Hot Messes
Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.
Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.
No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.
**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.
No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.
**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
Hot Messes by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011
Texas Messes
When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.
Texas Messes by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016
Juiseppe Messes
Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes by comedy man January 9, 2023
Mystic Messenger
A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018