rantdumb messages
The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011
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twat voice messages
The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.
Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
twat voice messages by John Feed August 17, 2011
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mixed messages
A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.
A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.
mixed messages by Matt April 9, 2005
messageschmitt
Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.
Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!
Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!
messageschmitt by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010
Dueling Away Messages
When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.
Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
Dueling Away Messages by erictwitch November 24, 2009