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Mego Messaging 

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.
Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

Massaging The Donut 

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

mssinging 

Listening to the radio and talking to a friend at the same time and sending your friend the lyrics as you listen to them
"I was mssinging Santa Claus is coming to town to my friend last night"
mssinging by Tim-o-thee December 20, 2009

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.
I was instant messaging that kid.
instant messaging by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Text messaging 

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
Text messaging by ProudGinger June 24, 2010

sex messaging 

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.
"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."
sex messaging by Haastility February 23, 2007