| 1. | Sext messaging | ||
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Like phone sex, but with text messaging "JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."
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| 2. | Peen Messaging | ||
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Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis. or See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific. Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?
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| 3. | Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting) | ||
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Text messaging that is sexually motivated. There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon” Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod” Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now” |
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| 4. | public messaging | ||
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The total OPPOSITE of private messaging, usually reserved for those of us who cannot or will not use email, messages on social networking sites, or instant (and PRIVATE) messaging programs. 1) I wanted to speak with Kyrie so bad, but didn't know what to say in an email, so I public messaged her on MySpace.
2) I couldn't believe that jackass just public messaged me about the lame ass party he's having. I wish there was a way to block people from writing on my facebook wall... 3) If it wasn't for public messaging, I wouldn't be able to post those cute kittie pictures with the bad grammar anywhere! |
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| 5. | Alphabetical Messaging | ||
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Another Word For Text Messaging.
ie; T9, abc. Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.
Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home. |
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| 6. | Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM) | ||
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A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging. Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
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| 7. | percolated messaging | ||
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Why, this being the opposite of instant messaging of course It took some time with the percolated messaging, but the java aws well worth savouring.
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