|1.||message board junkie|
A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.
He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.
He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."