mess

You can use the word mess after someone says or does something that's embarrassing, stupid, pathetic, ridiculous, or weird. Honestly can be used after a lot of things. Even sometimes when you don't know what to reply, "mess" might work.
It's so hard to define mess... Mess. Check examples for a better understanding.
Sometimes has a t at the end. (Messt)

#1

xtina: I can't believe that ratchet hoe has the same bag as me!!
nicki: Mess

#2
rus: So yesterday I drunk texted my ex boyfriend
nicki: Mess

#3
abby: *drops phone*
xtina: Mess

#4
nerd: Damn I forgot to do my homework -.-
xtina: Mess

by texasforever June 8, 2014

mess

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

by Ms. Drisco July 26, 2008

mess

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

by NZAzN K' October 17, 2003

mess

1. to hang out with a person with the intention of getting together and/or date. Term used in the south.

2. to be involved in the period before dating a person.

They used to mess, but now he with this other chick.

by kuyoko April 2, 2010

mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

by robbo December 7, 2003

mess

Someone who:
1. Gets ridiculously drunk
2. Gets themselves into awkward situations
3. Becomes clumsy, often spilling drinks, breaking things, being sick everywhere
6. Sleeps for the next two days to wear off the amount of drink drunk.

Often does this on a regular occassion, sometimes earning the title "mess of the month".

People sometimes come together to create a "mess chart" depending on how lazy/how much of a mess the person is

"You were such a mess last night"
"I was such a mess last night!"
"Seriously, you're number one on the mess chart"
"How much of a mess was thing last night?"
etc

by htown language May 16, 2008

mess

Something not do do with Texas.

Don't mess with Texas yo.

by Shwaaay November 17, 2009