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Zachary Meekins 

A minor celebrity in Canada, most known for being a musician, but is also known as a comedian, and has made television appearances on programs such as County and was an extra in an episode of Smallville. His music (In Spades) has been featured in programs such as Smallville, County, Entourage, and CSI New York.

Singer of In Spades.

Was rated badboy number 6 of 10 on Underground magazine's "Naught but Nice, The Badboys of 2010"
I went to Zachary Meekins' comedy set the other night, it was great!
Zachary Meekins by Heartbreaker43 January 21, 2011
"Mexican" pronounced wif a southern accent.
We dem thoed meskins out da dirty souf, Hataz want plex? What they, what they talmbout?
meskin by Screwed up Texas April 21, 2004
An American citizen, as spoken by W
'My fellow merkins'
Merkins by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

arsh merkins 

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.
"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."
arsh merkins by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"
Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013