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SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH 

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
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The most beautiful girl you will ever see. She has gorgeous brown hair and brown eyes. She usually has curly hair. She is prettier than the universe it's self. When she smiles she lights up the sky and her laugh is contagious. She is skinny and slim thick. You can only wish to be friends with her. She will grow up to be successful and be the prettiest when it comes to class reunion.
Girl 1. Omg I wish I was Meliah

Girl 2. Someday......
Meliah by Idefk173 March 8, 2017

jugg messiah 

Babytron the Jugg messiah a, that man always finessing
jugg messiah by Elijah wade October 23, 2019

Jugg Messiah 

Babytron, the greatest of all time, also recognized as the Jugg Messiah.
“Look up Jugg Messiah bitch I’m the definition
Jugg Messiah by Piece CTRL Cayden December 11, 2021

Messiahfail 

Inexorable erosion of faith due to excessive accumulation of failed prophetic claims and expired apocalyptic predictions.
Ultimately, messiahfail was confirmed as a consequence of actually reading the bible, rather than having it spoon fed to her.
Messiahfail by YAWA April 20, 2015
Any vape is classified as a mesian.
Luke G was the creator of the word mesian
Hey man can I hit your mesian?
Mesian by slxde June 25, 2020