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Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
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Gentle rough housing; not hurting, but getting in the bad spots, such as tickling and playing and fooling around.
"You're calling me a noob? Ah! I should just come over there and mersky you!"
mersky by morathewall November 17, 2009
An astronaut (say a NASA astronaut from the ongoing Curiosity project or any such in the future) who dies on / on his way to / on his way back from / because of something related to his/her journey to/from MARS, which is for the sake of Science/Astronomy/humanity.

Of course, I doubt about any need to elucidate it. Play with the words 'Mars' and 'martyr' is all it is. This is a word of the future!
Hope there won’t be any Marstyrs :)
This new pioneering NASA project is gonna create a lot of Marstyrs because of its deadly mission conditions.
Marstyr by Anoop Dixith May 31, 2013

mersey trout 

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004
the most shmexy, hot, beautiful person on the entire planet🥵🔥🤩😍
she’s so mersy, just look at her
mersy by ebhclh May 31, 2020

Thirsty mirsty 

The act of wanting something more than actually desired.
You thirsty mirsty as hell to go to the bathroom, bro.
Thirsty mirsty by Mr. Attire October 30, 2011