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to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.
1. Yeah man I'm seriously doing a merse today!

2. I'm mersing it up big time!

3. Oh wow, look at you go - you're seriously mersing it today!
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It's a mans purse. An wallet type item, usually leather that is carried on or around the shoulder, know on occasion by "a European shoulder bag." Not to be confused with the fanny pack (made popular in the 1980's,which is worn around the waist). (Fanny packs are sometimes refured to as "fag bag's).

The differentionating factor between these "kissing cousins" is that the "fag bag" (To the layman)or "fanny pack" is:

A. Worn around the waist.
B. Usually worn by older bodybuilders or avid homosexuals.

The Merse or "man purse" is worn by anyone with bi-curosity in addition to flamboyant European heterosexuals, and finally men who are demasculinized by their wife.
Robert see's Fabian with a new kind of wallet, its almost like a wallet with a long shoulder strap, but its not a fanny pack, its a Merse, a mans purse. Robert is happy his boyfriend has a new wallet but isn't sure who gave it to him, Robert scream's " Nice fag bag", Fabian replies, its a Merse, a European shoulder bag you ignorant fool!
by Joey Joey Joey NYC April 17, 2010
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another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.
Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!
by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 21, 2008
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Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.
Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!
by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008
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errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale
"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"
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Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
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A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian June 15, 2006
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