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when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)
you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!
by cpt.funbags January 03, 2008

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