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1. merps
It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.
"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

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"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"
2. merps
sperm
Dylan has a lot of merps!
by Dylan Oct 23, 2003 share this add a video