"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"
2. Expression of minor disappointment.
Jason: Not much, you?
2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?
Jason: Sorry, I can't.
Boy: MY DICK
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
"When I Merp you Merp, yah just like that"
"What the Merp!"
Person 1: Hey man that test was hard!
Person 2: It's all merp bro
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: what do you think, Ill be merpin' up a storm