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Used to describe an awful day; when one has had a suckish day, one uses the term merphage to describe it.
Ash: How was your day?
Char: Merphage.
Ash: Scuze me?
Char: SUCKISH!
Ash: Right. well. you didnt have to yell.
by CourtesyofCharlotte February 11, 2009