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A response to something that is disagreed with.
Jesse: You should go to bed. Your way too drunk!
Jason: Merp, Merp!
by Gin&Tonic October 24, 2009
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A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.
by Poop Loop May 16, 2012
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a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.

Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.
Let's merp tonight, merpers.

I'm so merped out from that bottle of vodka I drank alone last night.

"I'm merping" in response to someone asking what you are doing.

That was the most merpy night I've ever had.

You took that bong hit so merpedly, brah!
by flingfling March 03, 2011
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A sound you make when someone says something that makes you down.
Guy 1 : Faggot!
Guy 2 : Merp. *looks at feet*
by gabbzke March 17, 2010
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Hey, I love your merp!
by MerpTheDerp April 20, 2011
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A tackle of love, a very pleasant hug or intercourse
Guy 1: uhh, why is that girl running straight at me?!
Guy 2: She's got her arms open and a big smile on her face... You're about to get merped, bro!

Girl 1: Hey best friend!
Girl 2: Hey!
Girl 1: Merp!
*long hug*

Girl: So I was with my boyfriend, making out and stuff, and one thing led to another and we eventually... you know... merped
by Detchro July 13, 2010
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a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."
by smlemur January 31, 2011
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